For many that know me, you’d be aware that 2013 was the worst year of my life due to various crappy events. 2014 was My Year where I travelled, got to know me, and generally had a blast – it was without a doubt the best year of my life. Now I’m nearly halfway through 2015 and I guess it falls someone in the middle of the two, it’s not the best, it’s not the worst.
One thing I do know though, is that 2015 is 100% cursed. I’m a big believer of things like astrology, horoscopes, fate, destiny, gods, karma and various other spiritual crap like that, I know it’s not everyone’s cup of tea but it’s what I’m in to and I have my reasons for it. This years whacky belief is Tai Sui. Tai Sui, according to Chinese astrology is the god of age, and when you’re in your zodiac year (mine is goat) you offend him and incur his curse.
There I am, goating around…
There’s been a number of goaty events that happened to verify this being the bad luck year for me, all as stupid as the other. There’s been several little things – like falling on my neck upside down when pole dancing, or having repeated bruises from nights out, to having my friends Husky take me down faster than a Jenga tower. Other stupid things include losing 3 people’s tickets for London’s MCM comic con, ruining my mums birthday by throwing up repeatedly on the journey to her birthday holiday and of course ridiculous arguments with friends over nothing. Other curses struck when I met someone I actually liked and immediately fucked it up, started a new job that just didn’t work out, and spectacularly getting caught speeding. Not even half way through the year yet and the curse seems to be forever lingering in the air.
There is things you can do to counteract the curse, like wearing red which was given to you by family, so my sister bought me red earrings – which I lost. Jade is another colour which can ward off Tai Sui, so naturally I don’t own anything that colour. Direction affects things as well; I need things facing south west to bring me good luck; my bed faces west and my front door faces North.
I guess all in all I’ve accepted my curse this year, there’s only 7 months left – I can totally survive it, right?!
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